Jjs: Lets get down to the ring with referee, Elastic Dog, who will be officiating ever Deathmatch bout! Have you seen him post? No sense of emotion or smilies whatsoever. Definitely a wild card going to this match if I do say so, myself. Jjs: Nothing really seems to interest Wumbo tho.

OMJ: Don't forget web design, that pretty much makes you God here. Jjs: Dylan has some football experience under his belt which I'm sure will be detrimental to this fight! OMJ: I'll keep it in my memory banks, Jjs. Lest, we have another RockGoddess fiasco. And as far as we're concerned, they're both males for the most part, so any hits below the let is definitely legal here. OMJ: *sigh* Yes, in what is sure to be one of many. He can't help it if he was.Born This Day!.you had to see that Gaga reference coming. OMJ: Dylan's birthday is two days before mine, little shit. Jjs: Yes, in what is sure to be SBC's version of Crip-on-Blood warfare! OMJ: Would you just look at them, they're a mess?! Jjs: What happened to unbiased commentating? OMJ: And with Dylan flying the Jellyfish Hunters flag, Wumbo enters in representing the down and out of their luck Karate Choppers. And of course, both Dylan and Wumbo are a cut from the same cloth as they are both highly regarded Managers of this SpongeBobby establishment. Jjs: But Wumbo is only about 4 year older. OMJ: Yes, and at 13-years old, he definitely has the youth advantage going for him heading in. Jjs: Hailing from Our House, Dylan enters this deathmatch with the most experience, joining SBC three months prior to his opponent. Jjs: Yes, and we're gonna kill it quite literally! Lets take a look at the tape. OMJ: And what an ugly-looking bout we have in store for you. Jjs: Here to call all the heart-pounding, stomach-churning, carpal-tunneling, brick-shitting action for you tonight!

Jjs: And welcome to Community Deathmatch! I'm jjsthekid! Jjs: Two of SBC's finest tear into and kill the living shit out of each other for the entire Community to see here tonight, on the first episode of Community Deathmatch! This program doesn't reflect the views or opinions of any person portrayed herein.except maybe Dylan. Any resemblance to any actual events or locales is entire coincidental. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the products of the creator's imagination or used fictitiously. The following program you are about to witness is a work of total fiction. Five Time! Five Time! Five Time! Five Time! Five Time-Spinny Award Winning!

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